Shit Bucket Challenge! – This is an unique event that will put the entire editorial office of "gambling" on the knees and make you suffer. You choose the most terrible game from ever created, and one of us then passes it to the end. The first is the strength of the site editor Oleg Chimde. Who will accept the baton of disgust?
“You know who it is? " – I mysteriously ask and hold out a four -year -old niece a wretched doll with pink wings. “Mm, this is Stella! "-the girl is not too joyfully enough for her gift and throws in a heap to her other dolls. “It would be better to give a book,” I grumble gloomily under my breath and pour beer under an annoying song from the screen: “Winx! You take my hand, we will become even stronger. And you bring me to the c-de ".
Who would have thought that dozens of inadvertently watched series of the Italian children's series about long-legged sorceresses will ever come in handy in my work? Thank you, Blaze [r], and to everyone who voted for Winx Club: Join the Club! It was the most magical watch of my life.
The fantasies of the little girl
Let's imagine I'm a little girl. What do I need for happiness in my fairy -tale seven and a half years? Probably the love and care of parents. And funny girlfriends with whom you can ride a hill near the school. And also a bunch of soft toys and always a beautiful toy kitchen. I also need to do lessons. And I also want that pink bow.
But you know what I don't want to be in my fairy -tale seven and a half years? Play, your mother, in Winx Club: Join the Club!
► The game begins somehow like this.
For the most part, children's cartoons teach eternal values. Even my little pony. Such eternal values as friendship, good, love. But " Vinx club: Silmic School "For some reason, it teaches not this. Italy is a wonderful country in which a third of the cultural heritage of mankind is concentrated. There they created a truck and a lot of wonderful cars. This is the birthplace of favorite chic dishes, fashion and red dry https://sister-site.org/yummy-wins/ wine all over the world. And there they came up with Winx. Bravissimo, Ragazzi!
A group of glamorous Model girls who have legs, eyes and something between, fights with the Goths and dragons, not forgetting about fashionable clothes and cute boys. Based on this ladder history, many low -quality toys have been created and, of course, video games. Little girls like it, but for any adult, it all looks something like this.
Winx Club: Join the Club , Released in the nearby 2007, offers to plunge into the adventures of the fairys with the head. In this magical creation of the N-Space studio, authors of such unknown games as Tiger Shark And Hannah Montana: The Movie , You will have to go through a series of tests and know all the charms of magic. They will give them to play for everyone – for Bloom, and for Stella, and for Tekna, and even for Sky (this is with a blue sword, if that).
Apart from the hostel, locations as many as four are Alpheus, where glamorous girls led by Bloom, a red fountain, a military school of cute guys from the Dolce & advertising posters study Gabbana (the company participated in the creation of the cartoon, so nothing surprising), the cloudy tower is the monastery of unfriendly and the shadow of suffering, where the dragon Darkar lives.
► The trix witches are so helpless that I don’t even want to look at them.
However, no matter what location you flew to your pinkish wings, you still have to go through a series of non-pissed and crooked mini-games. Of these, all this girlish happiness is. And you thought! Here Stella and Leila roll from a hill on some logs ..
Here Bloom dances (down-down-loving-right-up-up), and we need to repeat her movements so that the evil witch, as it, is, he got a fireball in a wave-in square face ..
Here is Timmy's bespectacled, a native boyfriend of textures, is fled from the witch riding on some animal and with a cry “Nooooooooooo!»Constantly falls into the abyss due to the impossible control ..
In a word, an extremely pleasant and fun pastime. Before each mini-game, you will definitely be shown a fragment of the cartoon in order to somehow tie everything together. And of course, the fairies can be changed – how can! True, I put a stupid green skirt on Bloom and limited myself. Although if I were a little girl at a fabulous age, I probably would like.
You can’t undress. Hey you, they still sixteen!
Good in mini-skirts
On Winx Club: Join the Club I am selflessly diting the whole evening. And the point is not that the game is long (no, it is short), and in the very childhood complexity of some mini-games. Often-due to just disgusting management. I went to memory the first time, but I spent tens of minutes on a frantician jealous. But learned a few cool songs! Now I can sing along.
It’s better to keep silent about the terribly complex parody of Tetris – at this time the game also managed to buggle, and the quest became almost impassable. I killed him for two hours.We’re the Girls of the Winx Club, We’re Be-Est Friends and O-O-Ur Hearts Will Be as O-O-A
► primitive horror overtakes when you understand that Stella’s boyfriend looks like you.
The first hour was funny. The second is funny. Third … On the third, I began to recall the wonderful Maho-Secyo “Girl-wizard Madoca Magika” and regret that Shaft did not participate in the creation of Winx Club. Eh, only the scene would add one scene! Literally one!
► Most of all I wanted a cheerful bee from Madoka to meet Leila. I'm not a racist, but her destruction is vile. Although Stella is also possible.
It is difficult to imagine the little Winx fan, which will still pass the game until the end. It should be a very angry, lonely and ugly fat fan “Winx”, which in this way will take out the accumulated anger at more slender classmates: “Mu ah ha, small reptiles, in this game you are no longer so beautiful, yes? Mua ha ha, come on, beauty Bloom, get a fire ball between the eyes! "
However, similar feelings will probably experience everyone who will run Winx Club: Join the Club. And if not enough-each mini-game can go a couple more times, with additional conditions (for example, for time). Winx and their boyfriends will fall into the abyss, suffer from the witchcraft of the witches Trix, crash into the walls with all over … And somehow they don’t even feel very sorry for them.
► And here is Darkar! I have no idea who it is. I did not watch the second season.
But the evil dragon is defeated, the Trix is punished, and the long-legged booty good in mini-skirts, alas, still won.
And yet we need games such as Winx Club: Join the Club! It seems that everything in the game industry is bad? Activision pumps out money from you? Blizzard rolled up? GTA 5 on PC will be a beer? Play Winx Club , And it will immediately become easier for you! Such games clearly demonstrate that everything in the game industry is good.
So, Shit Bucket Challenge! continues. I challenge .. Alexander Pushkar , The chief editor of the Gamery Video Studio. The rules are the same: you, dear readers, choose a torture tool, and Alexander will obediently torture himself. To make it easier, these are a little useful information: Sasha loves old -regime RPG, tactical strategies and generally the games are smarter, and prefers heroes more trifling. Free advice: go strictly from the nasty, and everything will work out!
Write in the comments the most nightmarish video games that the game industry only born. The one who gains more likes will win. “Gulman” and “revenge of the boxer” are clearly not worth choosing: these miracles in the editorial office played, probably everyone. Remember better something less well-known, but more disgusting, and do not forget to attach a couple of offers about the game.
Challenge accepted!